OK, Patrick found a fold out magazine ad for Deadwood for season 2 or 3, I must have ripped it out of my parents Vanity Fair last year, but he was only going to keep the section with Brad Dourif on it (amazing and underused actor that we are obsessed with #243) but i was like 'ooh ooh, gimme the part with Swearingen on it' because really, he's the sexy one. Timothy Olyphant has nothing on Ian McShane. But anyhoo then I, out of curiosity, turned it over and Powers Booth was on the other side, so I was like 'noooooooooo' because how can I choose which side faces the wall if I were to hang it? HOW CAN I CHOOOOOOOOOOOSE?

I like older men. And older women. This would be the perfect segue into the 'list' but I am lazy and it's getting to be bed time. Yes I said I was going to type out a 'crush list' more than a year ago and never got around to it. I need some sort of ranking system, or at least a scale of crush-ing-ness to place them on. And do I separate it by gender? I definitely obsess over the girls more than the guys, probably because I have my perfect guy in real life already (and he's 4 months younger than me, hehe).

The tippy top:
Marcia Cross, Laurie Holden, Jennifer Esposito

Honorable mentions for tippy top, who might have temporarily been in the tippy top but slipped down a micro-level for some reason or another:
Famke Janssen (she used to be the tippy toppiest), Felicity Huffman (she also used to be tippy top, still lurve her), Marg Helgenberger (this name is synonymous with foxy), Mariska Hargitay (reminds me of a teacher I had a more neutral crush on, but Mariska is tres beautiful)
And some others in no particular order:
Ciara, Jaime Pressley, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Scherzinger, Nancy Lee Grahn (Alexis on General Hospital)

The boys:
Jason Statham.
And some others in no particular order:
Lee Tergesen, Chris Meloni, Nathan Fillion, Robert Patrick, James Woods, Michael Madsen (when he was a little younger), Matthew McConaughey

Well that's a start.
If I find myself waking up early on Saturday morning, which I will, perhaps I could re-do this list with pictures. WITH PICTURES, hollaaa.

Nitey nite for now.


EDIT:
omg. The entire cast of DOA: Dead Or Alive. If that movie was a person I would marry it.